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Recently ( awhile ago) America officially grounded nasa, as in that we will no longer fly our own sace ships, but hitch a ride with the russians, this reminded me of an old joke Some years ago Nasa, the space guys, were having trouble writing in Space. (Space is a bitch like that.) Considering Nasa is just chock full of nerds, that presented a problem. (What where they going to stuff in there space pocket protectors?) In their quest to science the crap out of everything, Nasa began a project to create a "space pen." This pen had to be able to write upside down, in freezing temperatures, and just for kicks, under water. (Presumably to prove

I see you there, reading this text, and I solute you. (If anyone near by has just soluted you, I actually had nothing to do with it, spooky though.) By the way, have you ever wondered where the solute came from? I'll tell you, there was this french guy, during the 1400′s, his name was Pierre Desmarais, he was a real artsy kind of guy, liked to paint. He painted mostly large prostitutes, as "prostitute" seems to be the only line of work for the entrepreneurial french woman of that day. In any case, one day as Pierre was putting the finishing touches on his latest obese harlot masterpiece, He is visited by his friend, Guy, who was a mu

Someone who does not believe in god is:   Atheist And someone who does believe in god is: A theist